Away from the smog

fuckyeahwumbology:

h0rr0rc0re—pr1ncess:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,

“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

I always reblog this.

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marlomakesmagic:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

reblogging for walking taco

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fuckyeahbabyanimals:

I’ve put this baby raccoon on all my wishlists for this year.

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

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nothalfboyfriend:

This is a really informative video that will really change the way you think about life. 

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Christ man, just stop it, for once, I’m trying to work.

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getoutoftherecat:

how many cats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? zero because you don’t have thumbs